There’s only 3,024,000 shopping seconds, 50,400 shopping minutes, or 840 shopping hours until my next burp day, so I suggest y’all get a move on in gifting yours truly. Shop ’til you drop and empty out your bank accounts and life savings if you have to. Don’t skimp. You know you want to. Even for a total stranger, and I thank you.
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Dan.