[Caton]

…when you’re on a date with a sexual person and when they start getting sexually suggestive,you know the date’s already over. Now your turn

[Anonymous]

—when they start telling you how beautiful you are and start telling you their sexual fantasy about you and you wonder how if they could possibly fathom how boring to the point of irritating and disgusting it sounds, even when they’re very good looking as well.

[Gillian]

…when you dream someone is going to kiss you and you pull back to see the hurt look on their face and quickly think of a reason why you won’t kiss then and your unconsciousness brain gives you a mouthful of green peas, because it would be silly to kiss someone with green peas in their mouth.

[Anonymous]

… you have enough time on your hands to discover that the ancient Greeks named the three Cyclopses who manufacture Zeus’ lightning bolts “Rumble”, “Flash”, and “Whollop”.

[Author]

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