February 11, 2016 at 2:24 am #27229
Someone starts off by making a wish and then the person below said person would grant it, but an ironic twist of some sort.
(Ex I wish for lots of people to play with me in this game!
Granted, but your not able to comment in it.)
Lol and so onFebruary 11, 2016 at 3:29 am #27231
Granted, but you suddenly feel the need to slap yourself silly every-time someone makes a post.
I wish that anyone who plays this game sends me a kitten.. is that how this game works?
I made a slight edit haha.February 11, 2016 at 3:30 am #27232
Granted, but you became deathly allergic to cats.February 11, 2016 at 3:55 am #27234
Well that certainly sucks.February 11, 2016 at 3:59 am #27235
Lmao, that is kind of the whole point of the game. I wish for a cupcake.February 11, 2016 at 4:16 am #27238
Granted, but the cupcake is made out of mud. Wha Ha ha ha ha ha.
I wish for a toilet seat made out of gold.February 11, 2016 at 4:20 am #27240
Granted, A company buys the rights to your restroom, but only their paying costumers can use it.June 21, 2016 at 9:43 pm #27671
It’s time for me to use my signature Butt-into-the-middle-of-a-post-and-feel-awkward-and-leave-immediately-afterwards move.
I wish for a working T.V. emoticon helmet.July 19, 2016 at 2:47 am #27735
Granted, but you’re stuck with local cable in there.
I wish I wasn’t prone to feeling sleepy a majority of the time.July 23, 2016 at 9:41 pm #27744
Granted, but the rest of the time, you are catatonic and can not be woken until a magic word is spoken.
I wish I had superpowers to be a superhero!July 30, 2016 at 5:43 pm #27779
Granted but your superpower is you can turn milk into water. Which is great for when those milk tankers crash and milk is all over the road and you can just turn it into water to clean the road.
I wish I had a pair of shoes that were comfortable and lasted forever.July 31, 2016 at 3:28 am #27786
Granted, but they’re clown shoes and look ridiculous.
I wish i had a computer that wasn’t so slow!August 30, 2016 at 2:19 pm #27847
Granted but you get a moving popup advertisement every 10 seconds while you’re logged on to it.
I wish I had a always had enough motivation to finish every drawing I started.September 2, 2016 at 10:47 am #27851
Granted, but once you’ve just finished each drawing you realise all was made using an invisible ink pen.
I wish I wasn’t so prone to getting fat.February 20, 2018 at 12:35 pm #29478
Granted, but you need to eat all the time as your metabolism is revved to super heights and you always look sickly skinny.
I wish that when I put food in the fridge/pantry and the door is shut, it would freeze time inside so nothing went bad.February 21, 2018 at 10:19 pm #29480
Granted, but it will take an astronomical amount of energy to run and your energy bills will be more than the cost to power a small town.
I wish I could absorb the ability to speak a foreign language fluently after hearing a minute of conversation in said language.February 22, 2018 at 5:41 am #29481
John P SchindlerParticipant
Granted, but on hearing one minute of conversation in a foreign tongue, you realize that you’ve overheard a murder-plot, and from your reaction the would-be murderers know you understood what they were trying to keep from everyone in ear-shot, you manage to narrowly escape but now you have to enroll in witness relocation.
I wish I could travel in the blink of an eye.
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