The ruined wish game!!!!

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  • #27229

    Someone starts off by making a wish and then the person below said person would grant it, but an ironic twist of some sort.

    (Ex I wish for lots of people to play with me in this game!

    Granted, but your not able to comment in it.)

    Lol and so on

    #27231
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Granted, but you suddenly feel the need to slap yourself silly every-time someone makes a post.

    I wish that anyone who plays this game sends me a kitten.. is that how this game works?

    I made a slight edit haha.

    #27232

    Granted, but you became deathly allergic to cats.

    #27234
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Well that certainly sucks.

    #27235

    Lmao, that is kind of the whole point of the game. I wish for a cupcake.

    #27238
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Granted, but the cupcake is made out of mud. Wha Ha ha ha ha ha.

    I wish for a toilet seat made out of gold.

    #27240

    Granted, A company buys the rights to your restroom, but only their paying costumers can use it.

    #27671
    ArchOpal
    Spectator

    It’s time for me to use my signature Butt-into-the-middle-of-a-post-and-feel-awkward-and-leave-immediately-afterwards move.

    I wish for a working T.V. emoticon helmet.

    #27735
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Granted, but you’re stuck with local cable in there.

    I wish I wasn’t prone to feeling sleepy a majority of the time.

    #27744
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Granted, but the rest of the time, you are catatonic and can not be woken until a magic word is spoken.

    I wish I had superpowers to be a superhero!

    #27779
    Alle
    Spectator

    Granted but your superpower is you can turn milk into water. Which is great for when those milk tankers crash and milk is all over the road and you can just turn it into water to clean the road.

    I wish I had a pair of shoes that were comfortable and lasted forever.

    #27786
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Granted, but they’re clown shoes and look ridiculous.

    I wish i had a computer that wasn’t so slow!

    #27847
    ArchOpal
    Spectator

    Granted but you get a moving popup advertisement every 10 seconds while you’re logged on to it.

    I wish I had a always had enough motivation to finish every drawing I started.

    #27851
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Granted, but once you’ve just finished each drawing you realise all was made using an invisible ink pen.

    I wish I wasn’t so prone to getting fat.

    #29478
    Rebecca Walton
    Spectator

    Granted, but you need to eat all the time as your metabolism is revved to super heights and you always look sickly skinny.

    I wish that when I put food in the fridge/pantry and the door is shut, it would freeze time inside so nothing went bad.

    #29480
    Simon Pugh
    Spectator

    Granted, but it will take an astronomical amount of energy to run and your energy bills will be more than the cost to power a small town.

    I wish I could absorb the ability to speak a foreign language fluently after hearing a minute of conversation in said language.

    #29481
    John P Schindler
    Spectator

    Granted, but on hearing one minute of conversation in a foreign tongue, you realize that you’ve overheard a murder-plot, and from your reaction the would-be murderers know you understood what they were trying to keep from everyone in ear-shot, you manage to narrowly escape but now you have to enroll in witness relocation.

    I wish I could travel in the blink of an eye.

    #29720
    Jenni
    Spectator

    Granted, but every time you blink you’re in a new place!

    I wish I was better at cooking.

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