- Things I am looking for in a person are:
Is it bad if I just say ’a date to my brother’s wedding’ in order to avoid the pressure from family to be in a relationship and settle down???
Okay so it probably is quite bad and having a date to the wedding would be a bonus but it’s not the only reason. I’d like to settle into the void that is life with someone who can provide cuddles ,and whenlove attention I’m lonely and feeling sorry for myself. Which will obviously be equally returned, I’m never going to say no to cuddle whether I’m the big spoon or little spoon. (I find physical contact like cuddles and hand holding comforting so definitely need someone who doesn’t mind soft PDA like cuddles and hand holding).
Someone who likes food and movies… A bit of a nerd who I can geek out with over the new films or TV shows. But also someone who can drag my off my arse and make me go outside into the real world once in a while, because apparently it’s good for you??? That’s what I heard at least, I’m sure it’s not true.
I honestly could not give a flying crap about a potential partner but this app will only let me choose one and women are pretty so who wouldn’t choose them? Men can be pretty too.
Congratulations if you’ve made it this far!!! Have a cookie. It means you’re still interested? Not entirely sure why but whatever…
- About me
Pro to dating me:
You will be the pretty one
I can be the big spoon despite being short…
I will never say no to cuddles and/or take out
Cons to dating me:
I will eat all your food
Clingy mess of a girlfriend one minute to emotional ’just give me space’ the next
Not even a hot mess… Just a mess
I will never say no to cuddles and/or take out….
I’m a bi-romantic Asexual. The stupid website won’t let me say both, but tbh I don’t give a flying fuck about gender, as long as we get along.
I’m a nerd; love movies, novice gamer and was a DnD player until life commitments got in the way for a few weeks and my DM kicked me from the campaign? (Anyone looking for a rookie to join???)
I watch Lord of the Rings when I’m sick, own multiple Harry Potter memorabilia (I’m a Hufflepuff and proud) and I cried at Infinity War and Endgame. I have frequent geeky board game nights with some friends. I’m a geek. Don’t give me pop stars give me musicals, film scores and Nathan Fillion.
Im in a committed full time relationship with sleep and food so it’d take someone pretty amazing to beat these two.
Any questions, don’t hesitate to ask! (I don’t have membership yet but I do have Kik, Instagram and my email below… I’m honestly super chilled and friendly so please don’t be shy and say hello!)
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