I read online that it’s best to get one of your mates to do this bit for you so here you go, far too generous if you ask me!

Dan is the most generous, kind, caring, funny guy I know.

He’s the person you want to go on road trip with because he can even make getting stuck in traffic fun (usually by singing his heart out to Celine, Mariah, Whitney)

He is super chilled and will always make the best out of a situation, even when it’s seems pretty bad.

He looks out for his friends more than anyone I know and will try and help where he can, whether that’s with a listening ear over a cheeky vodka or putting a roof over someone’s head.

He’s equally happy watching The Lion King or (put whatever you want here babe, thinking something political or really intellectual!

He has a thirst for knowledge and will always fall asleep listening to podcast or an audio book. He once said to me, “why read a book when you can get someone to read it to you”. Some people might see this as lazy, but I think it just shows the way his brilliant mind works. He does only sit down to wee though – which is just bloody lazy

You’re going to have to be a special kind of person to go the distance because he’s a picky soul! But please persevere because you’d be the luckiest guy around to Dan on your arm. He’s the best human on this crazy planet and the adventures you’d have would be life changing!

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