- Favorite Vacations Spot
Universal Studios or anywhere with my other asexual half.
- Ideal First Date
Anything without dairy as I'm lactose intolerant.
- I am a
- Looking for a
- Marital status
- Things I am looking for in a person are:
For the type of guys I’m looking for, I guess someone who has some similar qualities like myself, hopefully but not expected.
Someone who’s open minded, down to earth and let me be me. I value your character over your looks. Someone with a sense of humor and ACTUALLY listens to me when I talk. Someone within 10 years of my age? Someone who’s sensible, not superficial or flaky. Maybe not a smoker?
This latter part is just for me personally, you don’t need to fit into this criteria. I’ve always had a thing for smart people or people that wears glasses. I want smart but not some one who act arrogant because he’s smart. Someone who might be a foodie like me or for once, someone who will actually cook for me instead. Or a cute, sweet smile.
I don’t like to fill these out as I fear I might have over shared too much and scare any potential guys off. I don’t know if anyone will actually respond to my profile but I just prefer you see the real me rather than a fake persona once you actually meet up with me. As I’ve been told, many people pretend to be somewhat flawless online. I say, just take the time to actually get to know the person, don’t feel like you have to rush into anything and above all else, just be yourself.
I know I’m just another face on a screen but if you don’t have crazy porn scenario expectations, then come on down, the price is right.
From what I gathered, if you’re not a full member, there’s certain restriction that applies. So for those of you that are serious about wanting to get in touch with me:
My email: McSassyCheesyPants@gmail.com
(I love Spam but not the email kind so help me, if you bombard my email account with spam, I will throw that can of expired spam right back).
My Only Social App – Line: Honestly, I don’t even know how to reach me by Line, my Taiwanese cousin helped me set it up. Supposedly I should have an ID but I never set it up. Sad, I know.
- About me
1/1/2019. New year, new start!
Hi, I’m currently just looking for friendship with other men for the time being, maybe something more later on. As I just got out of a 7 year relationship back in June 17th, 2018. Thank you.
I was born in Taiwan but raised mostly in Missouri since I was a kid so I can also understand and speak Mandarin. The only problem is I’ve never learned how to type in Chinese. Other than that, communication isn’t an issue for me both in English and Mandarin.
As you know, I’m 44 so I’m an old, BALDING Asian man who’s a bit old school. Been losing my hair since around 25 due to a major stressful event in my life. Hence, the constant hat wearing in my pictures. And since then, I’m easily stressed out so no chance of my lost hairs coming back after 19 years. I prefer to be honest from the beginning so there aren’t any surprises later on. So yeah, no surprise reveal of my toupee when we meet. Sooooo, I’m going to list some of my faults and something I’m currently dealing with, just so you know what you’re getting into. And if you’re fine with that, then I’m your homoromantic asexual then!
I’m a huge FOODIE. I enjoy smooth jazz and jazz singers such as Nat King Cole, Louis Armstrong and Billie Holiday but I don’t know all their songs or the correct lyrics. I’m also into modern music such as Maroon 5, Thunder/Natural by Imagine Dragons, Thunderclouds ft- Sia, Diplo, Labrinth and currently, Let You Love Me by Rita Ora. Also, 80’s and 90’s music, of course. Surprisingly, I can also dance. Dance well? Let’s just say I can dance and leave it at that.
Oh, this one might be a deal breaker for some of you. I have a curious mind. So I tend to pause whatever movie or TV show that we might be watching if the acting, writing or scene just doesn’t make sense to the plot or if the scene is just a filler, I will call ”shipoopi” on it. I’m not saying that I do this to everything that pops up on the TV screen. I like The Closer, Dexter, True Blood, South Park, Miyazaki films, Rick and Morty, American Dad, cartoons/animes, the first few seasons of Grimm and Supernatural and of course, Golden Girls. But luckily, I only do this at home, definitely not outside so you don’t have to be embarrassed by me when we do go out. Sorry in advance. I’m also a video gamer. I use to be on World of Warcraft then moved on to Guild War 2 and Ragnarok Online, currently. Been to one musical which was Wicked, thanks to my now ex, I really enjoyed it and love the music from it. Once again, I love the songs but ask me to sing and I don’t know the right lyrics! I know, I’m a big dork/nerd at heart.
I like to binge watch TV shows on dvds, I prefer not to watch a show when it’s only season 1, sorry, most likely when it’s in season 3 or more. This way when I’m really into the show, I won’t be forced to wait till next year to find out who shot JR. But with all my possessions now with my missing ex, I tend to watch TV shows/movies on Prime or Netflix or Crunchyroll, in bed munching on something. Why mess up the couch with food when there’s a bed that’s cozier. HA. It’s like when I watch Golden Girls, I just feel like I should have Twizzlers or be eating a pie when they’re having their cheesecake. Weird, I know.
I enjoy the water but can’t really swim, into Japanese animes such as Miyazaki films, Inuyasha, Claymore, Naruto series and more. I like tennis, drawing and photography. Oh and classic movies. Sorry I’m not an outdoors person because mosquitoes LOVE me. I grew up in a small country town in the US so my values are a bit different from most folk’s. I don’t smoke, drink or do any drugs, including poppers. And I don’t cuss, the only time you’ll hear me cuss is when I’m genuinely upset with you.
I’m a T-shirt and jeans guy, comfort over style and need over want in my life style choices. I don’t know how to act cool or even pretend to, I live a simple life. I don’t have any social media accounts except for an old Facebook account, which I can’t even regain access to. The only social app I’m currently using and haven’t uninstalled is Line, which was installed as my main communication with my Taiwanese cousin when I was back in Taiwan for 11 months, in 2018. I’m an old soul and old school, which means, I still have manner both in real life and online. So yes, that means I WILL email you back.
Oh, I’m also a dog lover. I also LOVE sweets but luckily, I have self control in this department. But leave a trail of Reese’s peanut butter cups or sour gummies on the floor and I’ll most likely follow you home. Am I joking? Maybeeeeeeeeee.
My zodiac signs are Cancer and Tiger. I’m introverted despite my age but tend to be very chatty due to my growing up in a restaurant environment, which forces me to be more vocal or else I get shout at. You know how some people fidget or bite their nails when they are nervous, my thing is I tend to smile or laugh awkwardly. I force myself to talk to the other individuals because I hate the awkward silence even more. One on one, I’m great but in a group, I freak out mentally. I don’t know if that makes any sense to any of you. Don’t know if that makes any sense to any of y’all.
So here’s the my own personal soap opera drama. I’m currently dealing with SSN identity theft, thanks in part to my now ex. Because he didn’t want to listen to me and filed our LLC with a Florida agency instead of dealing directly with the government. This all happened while I was still vacationing in Taiwan for 11 months. I had to cut my losses and book another flight back to the States earlier than expected, in order to deal with the identity fraud and with my own personal bank. I also don’t have any of my personal belongings, including clothing or furniture, aside from what I brought back from Taiwan in my two suitcases. My car was also sold by my now ex, all done while I was still vacationing in Taiwan. His pay as you go mobile is inactive. I can’t find him and my neighbors don’t know where he’s at also. I was told by my neighbors that he sold the house we lived in but he emailed me and told me the house went back to the bank instead. My personal life is a bit messy right now but yes, you can still contact me but I will be late in responding. I hope you can understand, thank you.
So anyway, I’m hoping to meet someone within 10 years of my age. I’m looking for individuals that share similar interest so it’s easier to talk to. If you think we’re compatible as friends first and if you’re OK with what I just mentioned about my current situation, drop me a line or simply say ”Hi”. That’s it for now, thanks for reading this far. Have yourself a great day and I wish everyone a new year with all kinds of possibilities for an Ace love.
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