- I am a
- Looking for a
- Marital status
- Things I am looking for in a person are:
- About me
I didn’t know what carnage was until I dropped an electric toothbrush mid-use. I hate that people always successfully guess computer passwords in films. Would never happen. Sometimes I feel like I’m spinning around the sun at 67000 miles an hour. My sock draw is like a microcosm of the world: 8 billion socks, all unique. Exiting roundabouts for me is 0% understanding, 100% gut instinct. I’m convinced the last 55 minutes of an hour dishwasher cycle is just for dramatic effect. Someone once said ”if you can’t cook, you can’t follow instructions”. Evidently I can’t follow instructions.