That they’re alive is always a good start!

Other than that, anyone who likes bad jokes, reading, geeky things, exploring, and music is likely to get on with me.

I never know how to fill these out, so I’m going to explain that I’m a procrastinator by telling you how much I hate filling these out, rather than actually filling it out.

Terrible procrastination issues aside, I’m fairly geeky and have a questionable sense of humour. I’m actually biromantic but this site doesn’t let you say that so woop for diversity failure? I work as a lawyer, in an area that I greatly enjoy but is so niche that nobody else ever has any idea what it is I actually do. When not lawyering, I like to play music (samba drums. My neighbours love me during lockdown), read, write, dance, play video games, see films and hang out with mates. I also enjoy musicals, and have an embarrassingly geeky knowledge of them…

I am one of those people whose age is apparently impossible to guess, which is really funny until you’re stood at Russian border security with a border guard who thinks you’ve forged your passport because you don’t look like an adult. Notwithstanding my near arrest, I love travelling and am always keen to see new places and learn new swear words.

In terms of cool facts, I did once snub a prime minister. I rather suspect he got over it though.