- Things I am looking for in a person are:
Seeing as I’m the only one on here from my little corner of the world (Prince Edward Island), someone who is ok with doing the long distance thing is a must.
I like tall folks (but being short isn’t a deal breaker), and I’m into people not genders so all are welcome.
Personality wise I get along well with people who are laid back and have a good sense of humor. I tend to not enjoy the company of folks that take everything too seriously and get offended easily.
I have never been in a relationship before (not even a date) so I really have no clue what to expect or do. So, somebody who will have patience with me would be great.
- About me
I don’t want to be one of those people who lies in their profile and disappoints people down the line. So, I’ll give you the 100% unedited summary of me:
I’m 298 lbs, and I look like I’m 298 lbs. I’ve got a foul mouth when I’m not at work (in a funeral home) and just can’t survive without cursing up a storm.
I struggle with depression and anxiety. I don’t much care for outdoorsy activities. I am a bit of a homebody with 2 cats, and much prefer playing video/board/card games to going out on the town.
I love binge watching shows on Netflix (especially murder documentaries and the like), binge reading books and fan fiction, writing stories, and hanging out will other pretty chill people.
I can be a bit of an a**hole sometimes, but if you call me out on it we’re good. And my life is in shambles, so don’t expect me to have my s**t together any time soon, but I’m working on it.
So, if you still want to chat after reading this you can message me on here. Or if you can’t message on this site you can email me at firstname.lastname@example.org or find me on kik: Murphy_Magpie