- Things I am looking for in a person are:
Someone with a similar dry/sarcastic/…odd sense of humour who’s kind and understanding of my lack of relationship experience… It would also help if you weren’t located 4000 miles away.
Bonus points if you have good grammar.
I am a member on here so can reply but if you aren’t I’m also on Acebook under the same username so you can message me there for free if you want!
- About me
Hey, I’m Ellen and I essentially have the hobbies of a 96 year old woman: I enjoy long walks, documentaries, and crochet. Some might say that it’s a bad idea to compare yourself to the elderly when online dating, but I strongly disagree, old people are a catch.
I do also like going to the pub, watching movies, and listening to music but those hobbies seem so dull when compared to their old-aged counterparts. If it helps, I don’t think I act (or look) like an old lady but maybe that’s not for me to judge. I’d say I act like a mixture of Tigger from Winnie the Pooh and Lisa Simpson… That may sound like a rather odd combination but that’s because it is. I’m a rather contradictory individual!
After a bit of a false start with life thus far, I’ve made a lot of progress and I’m more than ready to start making up for the lost time with new experiences. I’ve never been abroad so it’d be lovely to meet someone to explore that with. There’s still some progress to be made with my life but I’m starting to think that I might even be a fully functioning adult one day. I’d love to meet someone to share the ’trying to adult’ phase of life with.
I’m not really sure where I fit on the romantic scale, I’ve always preferred emotional intimacy over the physical but I am definitely willing to push myself out of my comfort zone for the right person and do feel I have a lot to offer in a relationship: I’m honest, loyal, and am notoriously good at cheering people up when they’re having a crappy day!
… Every time I try to write one of these I go in planning to keep it short and sweet and yet each and every time it ends up becoming an essay… I guess we can learn from this that if you don’t like long, meandering messages then we’re probably not going to be a good fit! But if that doesn’t apply to you then it’d be great to hear from you!
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